"The Digital Gangster LP" by MC Lars & YTCracker Digital liner notes ------------------ ------------------ All songs produced by the Rondo Brothers San Francisco, CA (10.02.08 - 10.08.08) Mixed and mastered by Mike Sapone Bethpage, NY (10.11.08 - 10.13.08) mclars.com ytcracker.com ------------------ ------------------ (c) 2008 Horris Records/Nerdy South Records All rights reserved ------------------ ------------------ Lyrics 1. "We Have Arrived" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker, K.Flay and the Former Fat Boys music by Aesias Finale (http://www.myspace.com/aesiasfinale) Aesias Finale: This song is for everyone who's been stepped over, looked past, ostracized, diminished, forgotten. This song is not for self-promotion, but a wake up call to all you fake-ass DJ's rocking dusty beats. Attention: we have arrived. MC Lars: Bob Dylan, the sixties are still going. What? Alright. Technolo-G's. That's gangsters with computers. Guess who's back with a postmodern rap I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap When I'm rappin' on the beat it's crazy and it's ill And when I rock the mic, yo I'm Built to Spill I'm Socratic - but it's Greek to you Like Plato's Cave Allegory, well I'll leave your view askew I get metaphysical like Aristotle And when I storm the stage, I do it full throttle I'm a laptop hustler dealing shareware cracks And if you mess with YT your Mac will get hacked My rhymes are so def that they need a hearing aid Ask Andy Warhol - Pop Art gets you paid Like Thomas Aqunias, just call me your heinous And yo, if you step my crew then you're messing with the finest Like Dante or Chaucer, I've got the sickest flows 1, 2, 1, 2 and away we go! K. Flay: Thirty dudes on my jock, I flow smooth like Country Crock No shit Sherlock 'cause I'm top notch Dominate a mic like it's hopscotch Hotter than a bottle full of hot sauce, I am on fuego Take these haters down then I toast them like some Eggos ManÉ what you know about me? Five foot seven hella dope MC Eat up the game like Jabba the Hutt Got a big fat wang and a big ol' butt, what's up? Yeah I read mad books, talk to the boys and they all get shook 'Cause I got cool style, born in the 80's Line full of dudes want to have my babies! Yo, it's going down like "Junior". MC Lars, the Former Fat Boys and Bryce are going to birth some children. It's not even a game. I have so many X chromosomes it's going to blow your mind! YTCracker: emanating from the speakerbox other mcs they be kicking rocks i got bigger chops im been doing this 10 years finally on the map got a mac in my backpack and i still hack but i keep it on the low cuz i dont want to go to jail epic fail on a triple beam scale cuz my lyrics like drugs and i write so well im still the dg to watch in 2k9 and im blowing they mind drip drop my hip hop like water torture ask mccain im that geek mc with the brains the braun sliced up like a taun taun just ask luke no fluke words hot like alphabet soup wheres my troops hit the loop and do it again yt go fluid again go through it and win Former Fat Boys: I have arrived, peep the ride, '97 Nian scraped up side You might go blind avert your eyes It's not what's out but what's inside In my brain I know secrets, believe it If you disable the sequence, I still got my Grievance, my huge EPenis Still self-destruct in your face like semen Nerd core beat I'm about the get even With jealous fellas, who try to beam into the scene with jacked beats MC Chris dreaming, want to be mindless, cults claiming genius Put a little Captain Crunch in your cereal port That will shut your mouth so you can't retort 'Cause I'm classic, I'm a fantasy star My McDonalds jams blams through the woofer your car I'm so postmodern I'm MC Lars Chicks love a little K. Dick in bars They like it when you're well versed, fully alive That's why you'll never get here and we've arrived That's why you'll never get here and we've arrived We've arrivedÉ hi. ------------------ 2. "Birth of a Phish" lyrics by YTCracker music by Doctor Popular (http://www.myspace.com/jacquelinebeats) MC Lars: Yo YTCracker, I got hot this beat from Doc Pop. He sent it to me via YouSendIt, you know what I'm saying? Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something? YTCracker: wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria raiding up the mini bar and pouring a mixed drink, so i get down and think and write a little rhyme for my people and (blink) like a mage straight up from the brain to the page filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage secure server beating them off like a pervert a wordburglar (not from canada) i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved and I'll make like a tree and leave best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege just like a tank in/out, then flee speaking of starcraft, I'm like raynor but I've never been a vulture, just a savior locke like Lost, teched up like protoss and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss) supervisor ain't none wiser make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude but i won't hesitate to eat you like food Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues like frontalot, sought the treasure and spewed fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals (lars and i we hungry like hannibal) all got the smarts to make it go dark eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark planets align when we spitting our rhymes and it's evident we did it more that just a few times graduate nerd life (grammy candidates) anybody step to us and (we ain't having it) gigantic robots dg ep no one hit wonders (lars and yt) doc pop on the beat Lars: DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back. ------------------ 3. "Original Digital Gangsters" (featuring int80 of Dual Core) lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker and int80 music by Doctor Popular (http://www.doctorpopular.com) chorus: The original digital gangsters Rhymes from the future that will take you to the past Breaking up the beats so hard they got a cast Make you say the int, and Lars and YT so cash MC Lars: Remember Hotline? The Red H was incredible Shareware app cracks, my server was indelible Before AOL, eWorld and IRC Prodigy was the first home computing ISP My user handle? SPSN82B 2400 baud on Dad's Mac SE That's when I, upgraded to my Mom's LC To Netscape up on UseNet back in 1993 My BBS was super fresh HyperCard shot callin' A YTCracker mighty hacker, hardly caught ballin' ReBirth was fat, Cubase was poppin' MIDI and MOD synths quantized and rockin' mp3.com had the Bentframe Comedy The Ghost in the Machine brought the digital harmony The Internet was dangerous, the Internet was fun Before Dual Core dropped still got things done repeat chorus int80: It's back to the future from the top of the totem Through these two copper wires // A line and a modem From the days when Usenet used to have a grammar code Before the mirror in your bathroom ever met your camera phone The BBS mothership: sailed for the piracy People on the web were concerned with their privacy Net neutrality is killing me (TRUE) What did telecoms do with money from me and you? From the old school (old fool) where we serve and we leech Give me free as in beer, give us free as in speech Reverse engineering to stabilize the protocol Up on IRC watching stolen cards overdraw We were coders, carders, and gamers Now we're nerdcore bangers, MySpace gangsters Web 2.0 doesn't even stand a chance If you diss P2P just to go hand-to-hand repeat chorus YTCracker: old fish in a young pond still phishing your account with a rolly on my arm roll you then I'm gone four nineteen chop ya dollar sit a little taller than my contemporaries I'm a little scary when I'm on the grind experian and equifax had em on the line used 'em all the time when i pulled the info address and your social all up in my window if i got your ip we can pull your nis 'Cause we got a bunch of databases think you get the gist don't get angry, don't get pissed 'cause you see us pulling cris and we make you ball a fist at your puter we dont miss saw us up at defcon popping bottles getting gone but you don't wanna see us on your screen 'Cause int80, Lars and YT make a killer team and you know that were respected in the scene, ya feel me? the original digital gangsters rhymes from the future that will take you to the past breaking up the beats so hard they got a cast make you say that int and lars and yt so cash repeat chorus ------------------ 4. "Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals" lyrics by MC Lars music by the Dust Collector (http://stopdroprecords.com/bands/dust/home.html) MC Lars: With so much drama at my detective agency It's kind of hard to be an A.C.M.E. agent like me Because Carmen Sandiego, well she keeps evading me She's freaking hard to find! Rockapella agrees She's elusive, not conducive to a crime-free planet Robbed the banks of the Nile, and I can't understand She stole the Mason-Dixie line, so I'm searching for clues How much damage can an educational computer game villain do? She stole the Grand Canyon and the Sydney Opera House The Golden Gate Bridge, tell me what's that all about? Now she's even going back in time, she's messing with my mind She stole the Magna Carta and the Maginot Line She's single-handedly and in charge like Scott Baio I'm chasing her around like a bull in rodeo She needs should be locked up just like Galileo This girl stole my breakfast, please lego my Eggo YTCracker: She's a - kleptomaniac, but she must refrain from that Crime record shows every heinous deed's insanely whack She's up to no good with her zany hijinx She took a trip to Egypt, stole the pyramid and Sphynx She stole Stone Henge and she stole the Eiffel Tower How do you freaking steal the freaking Eiffel Tower? I'm learning a lot with every single spot I think she might be at but it turns out that she's not The chief is on the phone, dude leave me alone Carmen's surreptitious, as the evidence has shown She might even steal your heart, so I must warn ya She's so damn hot when she rocks her Red Fedora I've chased her to Berlin, Trinidad and Tobago Where the ---- is Carmen Sandiego? Lars & YT: Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals Carmen Sandiego got really bad morals Lars: I never knew gaming could be so educationalÉ is it recreational? (Is it recreational). ------------------ 5. "Do the Bruce Campbell" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker, Schaffer the Darklord, and ZeaLouS1 music by MC Lars (http://www.mclars.com) & Mike Russo (http://www.teenagestyle.com/) Lars: WaitÉ what's that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies? YT: Zombies in the studio! Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it. YT: It sounds like a horrorcore song. Lars: You know who we should get on this track to help us out? YT: I'm thinking Zealous1 and Schaffer the Darklord. Lars: Heck yeah! YT: What should we call it Lars? Lars: I think we should call it Bruce Campbell. Schaffer: Fresh from the cemetery, I'm a terrifying sight With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing Fill a water bottle, swallow all your bodily fluids You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard Still think you're hardcore? Bow to your Darklord! Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains I annihilate you, then I violate your remains You choked and you froze 'cause you got so scared Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed Bleedat! But never mind the "at," just bleed! Chorus: Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle Four MC's we're more than you can handle D-d-d-d-do the Bruce Campbell Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle Four MC's we're more than you can handle Protect your neck and do the Bruce Campbell YTCracker: they need brains not the kind that you get in the back of a car at the drive in but the kind where they're hiding in fear laid up in a creaky house where the people shout night of the living dead instead full moon rising their surprising every chick with their shirt torn off got an axe with the blade worn off they roam in the shadows split their melon I'm telling talking bout the zombies stalking victims with a stick 'em up dead flesh rotten don't pick them up on the side of the road or get yourself throwed become one of them and walk all slowed on a quest for the grey matter nothing phatter than a mind like mine when the zombies dine Repeat chorus Zealous1: back from the dead, got a bullet in my head and 37 more from the buckshot spread suicidal thoughts like frost in your spine the dragon won't sleep till your souls all mine cut the flesh, blood spillin will entice me I promise when i carve my name I'll do it very nicely precisely, show your ladies im the best at this i got them screamin for the zealous as the sexorcist dont mess with this, you just can't hide ain't gonna stop till the knifes inside twist to the left, lemme see your eyes twist to the right, i wanna taste you die i stalk MC's who are not believers make a microphone stand outta both their femurs i love screamers, uh oh lets go gimme some sugar baby and do the Bruce Campbell Lars: Jeffrey Dahmer, here's my story You abhor me, you deplore me Much too gory, violent glory But this never would have happen if you hadn't ignored me! You laughed at me and my fat retainer Now your son Stew is frozen in my refrigerator If you'd just said hello when I passed in the hall I wouldn't be snacking on your dead boyfriend Paul It's just another day at the Ambassador Hote Milwaukee's best travel bargain, please ignore the smell Shrunken heads severed limbs, I'm mad belligerent Murderous cannibal, far from innocent The Dahmer Dinner Part is the best it's true And everywhere I go, I'll take a part of you There's a key downstairs, and your name's on it I'll get the stains out, you bring the comet Repeat chorus ------------------ 6. "Oneonta (Eli Porter)" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker, and MC Frontalot music by Sebastian Hochstein (http://www.myspace.com/jacquelinebeats) Intro: various dialogue intersperesed from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ Lars: I'm sitting by myself in Oneonta, New York Typing rhymes on my MacBook, getting to work I put my headphones on and I hide behind the screen Because the world is mercurial and the world is mean Sick of all these boring people so I'm In the fast lane writing rhyme after rhyme I hide inside the gigs of the music and the data shot callin', Myspace, ballin', peace world I'll see you later YTCracker: I'm sitting by myself in the springs, colorado well, not alone, with my shadow, i battle thoughts from the cattle so i dig in my saddle deflect the mess with my atari paddle control the flow, these bits is second nature paper what i make by pushin' data thank the maker blow out like a circuit breaker check my facebook man, ill see you later Lars: I'm sitting by myself in Oneonta, New York Typing rhymes on my MacBook, getting to work I put my headphones on and get lost in the web I never liked reality, I'll stay in mine instead I'm over all the boring, dejected, bitter people Who run to their dealers, their troughs, and their steeples I reign supreme in my rhythmic paradise I kill that demon with my lyrics and it feels very nice YTCracker: hip-hop integration the igeneration went tech i hit the streets from the net now this net vet get props and respect 'Cause i knew what i was doing in the 80s, bet the computer saved hip-hop made hip-hop played hip-hop so i return the favor tell 'em how computers are their savior like hip-hop gave us this gift the greatest Lars: I studied hip-hop 'cause I had to, I had no choice I needed an identity I needed a voice So I found my salvation in the Run-DMC The KRS, Nas, and Public Enemy You can take rapper out the British punk show But you can't take the punk show out the rapper yo So I'm DIY, till I die, this is why, when I try, (remove comma) You'll probably see my smiling when you see me flying straight on by YTCracker: I'm sitting by myself in that san francisco well not alone 'cause I'm 'bout to spit flows with my friend lars that i met cuz of music and if i wasnt rapping then I'd feel abused kid since i found music I've never had solitude it will never beat on me or call me names it will never cheat on me or play those games it will always be loyal and never change kick it with the rondos spitting in the studio blocking out the world when I'm feeling kinda moody yo getting into paradise, I'm the nerdy coolio 'Cause i got a gift and i feel it is my duty yo got the fame now came up from dumb luck and they all know I'm the ish like 2girls1cup they all know that I'm styling on the interweb and they all pressing repeat just to hear what i said Lars: I'm the best man, I did it. YTCracker: and they all pressing repeat just to hear what i said Lars: I'm the best man, I did it. YTCracker: and they all pressing repeat just to hear what i said Frontalot: Now I'm sitting alone, not a stone's throw from the bone show that I don't seek to star in, already went too far in that direction: a goodly chunk of lifespan spent Rapped for half of it, hadn't had an epiphany yet If I do, its onset's getting attributed to this, though... sitting by myself in san luis obispo trying to thumb a ride to the castle keep where the rich man dwelled with his cash piled steep where his crimes wouldn't leap from obscurity to prominence Pen a rhyme while I hitchhike, the beat's ominous (Why frontalot maybe don't get picked up: up in the middle of a lyric, you don't want to interrupt as you fly past.) Isn't it hologram? digital? Cars and trucks are simulated by the quizzical GPU who wonders why the threads would intermingle: the roadside and the rhyming, the b-side and the single ------------------ 7. "911 AM (Rudy Giuliani)" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker, and Doctor Popular music by Doctor Popular (http://www.doctorpopular.com) intro: 9-11-01 news report audio Doctor Popular: This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like Ride it late at night, everything's all right It's alright if you thought that tire would explode But at 80 PSI, the chances would be low Thought it was a bomb, discovered you were wrong Decided to carry on, out of fear That's what I hear When cops lock innocents up for a year MC Lars: This is not a bomb it's a mic I can rock it when I like Rip it late at night everything's alright It's alright if you thought that my record would explode 105 bpm the chance would be low Knew it was the bomb, killed it all night long Decided to carry on, make it / make it clear At least that's what you hear I crash lyrics into buildings 9-11 every year Is it in good taste? Well that's still unclear Chours: 9-11, 9-11 9-11, 9-11 9-11, Giuliani! 9-11 Doctor Popular: This is not a bomb it's a shirt, but I could see how Blinky LEDs and batteries could seem scary On the Inside is some circuitry I made it myself but don't get mad at me Look, I'm not trying to be a pain I'm just picking up my friend from the luggage claim And now they've took down my social, birthdate and name Cops got me locked up, got me detained YTCracker: this is not a bomb its an iphone i put it in my pocket right when i left home this little thing? not a bomb either It's an ipod and these are the speakers no i didnt hide a dirty bomb in my sneakers that powder isn't meth 'cause I'm not a tweaker this is not a bomb it's a tube of toothpaste but I'll throw it out and let it go to waste i gotta pitch the water? but I'm so thirsty! can i take a sip and then put it in her purse please? put in my backpack? don't give me flak my eyes aren't shifty do i look like a maniac? that's not a bomb that's my underwear and i don't want a bomb so close to down there and yea that's my weiner thanks for the pat down i guess i'll have to board the plane in a clear nightgown ------------------ 8. "Nerdcore Players" lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker music by the Rondo Brothers (http://www.rondobrothers.com/) YTCracker: had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties now i pimp women until I'm ninety poster child for the geeky life manifested get the girls undressed and get it on get the ladies sex and put the mic down and pick a drink up later that night I'll beat the pink up check my site i put a link up contact me I'm a digital g come from the net but born in cali west coast player I'm the mayor of the get down fly rhymesayer chicks say I'm the best now put me to the test now see why girls died from the 99 to meet me computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me oh so sweet Chorus: You know we're the truth sayers We're the nerdcore players I'm pimping like John Mayer My game is heavy like Slayer MC Lars: Girl what's your name, what's your sign, where you from? Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb? I'll tell you jokes and make you laugh Sad lonely nights they're in the past Mountain Dew I'll buy you that (yup!) Beef jerky I'll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I'll buy you that BART tickets to Richmond I'll but you that I keep it real like ontology A priori player, fly like ornithology "All Apologies", I'm so In Utero My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo TPFR - True Pimp for Real Ask anyone you know, I'm a very big deal I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion Wake up you're in love like Billy Ocean! Chorus YTCracker: I'll get her number you run point land every broad up in this joint or I'll be the wingman call me goose grease chicks like bacon we so footloose they're obtuse were acute shes so cute rubbing on my tracksuit tell 'em lars how we do it in hurr get up on the mic and do that thurr MC Lars: YT and me we pimp these ladies KOL-Con V, we made some babies At Comic-Con we met some chicks Who knew all of the Lucas flicks My Monty Python makes them holler Laptop baller, game shot caller B, A, left, right, guess who I'm taking home tonight! YTCracker: You use protection right? Lars: That's right YTCracker! A true player's always gots to wrap it up! YTCracker: Word! Chorus ------------------ 9. "Guinevere" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker and K.Flay music by K.Flay (http://kflay.com/) YTCracker: they call me arthur ruler of camelot i'm a demigod got a team of knights got a sword name excalibur legendary damager everyone knows i'm the round table manager lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere she's a little cute but i fear my chief knight lance he's got the hots for my fair maiden a crush of sorts don't want to rush to conclusions but when he's around it's a little confusing cant tell if she's faithful but i'm getting a vibe that she's cheating on me and sneaking behind my back should i put lance on the rack? interrogate him does she want to marry him? i hope not hope it's my imagination 'Cause I'd be crushed if she really likes him Chorus: YTCracker: I love her MC Lars: I love her too K.Flay: I'm caught in between both of you MC Lars: Arthur got played! YTCracker: I feel betrayed K.Flay: From Dark Ages to present day K.Flay: Arthur, yeah I met him at school He seemed real cool but he wasn't Said he'd treat me like a queen, give me everything I needed But he gave me nothing You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack I'm feeling hella bored So I hit up my PC, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine Lars: The name's Lancelot I break dance a lot Rolled up in my Caddy to Camelot Homegirl hit me up, click, send K.Flay: Want a royal DL girlfriend? Lars: So hey Gwuinevere come and dance with me The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me Whatever tickles your fancy I punked that punani like Sid and Nancy... oh! Repeat chorus K.Flay: Facebook posts from Lancelot Took one look at me, I made them pants all drop We did things you couldn't watch on cable Even got down on the damn Round Table Playing to dudes like Monopoly Then I kick them to the curb like purple properties Though men may try they can not be the boss of me No more Ms. Nice Girl, fistier than the spiciest Spice Girl All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind Independent now I roll in a habit Dollar, dollar bills, I grab it Guinevere busts balls Shout outs to my ladies at Seneca Falls YTCracker times never change in the camelot lair sent a squire to her room and she wasnt there in the future, will people have the same problems? how will they cope and how will they solve them? put her face in my book i should post some signs all around my kingdom then she'll be mine again, yeah that's the ticket i never thought dames could be so wicked Repeat chorus ------------------ 10. "Manifest Destiny" lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker music by the Rondo Brothers (http://www.rondobrothers.com/) Lars: Welcome to the Wild Wild West Pecos Lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked I shot a man in Reno just to hear his heart stop (stop) YTCracker: manifest destiny was the slogan in the 1800s when the east was all broken people sought their riches in a vicious move west and the competition kept 'em on their toes with no rest Lars: Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked Go west, manifest destiny is on track Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon You can't stop it, Davy Crocket, all the crazy fun we're having YTCracker: in the mid 90s people started forging the framework of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work i was on the front lines lewis and clark with a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark Chorus manifest destiny a motto of progress but it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless eventually theres casualty - but it doesnt matter see 'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves manifest destiny a motto of progress but it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless eventually there's casualty - but it doesn't matter see 'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves Lars: I get crunk! Shooting Indians, straight out pillagin' One day we'll put a Wal-Mart here and make those millions Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun The white man is more heinous than Attila the Hun! YTCracker: was an outlaw sticking up the internet train i took that superhighway and i made it a game felt at home on the range i'm an agent of change im the internet obama if it needed a name Lars: Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists Because High Noon is coming soon like Jesse James you'll never stop us Just Andy Milonakis eating everything in sight We sleep with one eye open on these cold Nevada nights! YTCracker: i was spamming mails like it was oregon trails die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales holy grails of the internet partner knew 'em all smuggling my warez with a howdy yall Repeat chorus ------------------ 11. "MC Lars's Facebook Friend Count > Your Facebook Friend Count" lyrics by MC Lars music by Doctor Popular (http://www.doctorpopular.com/) Doc Pop: MC Lars knows a lot of people These are some of them in alphabetical order MC Lars: I know Alias from Anticon, Atom and His Package Tommy Avalone, Nitty Gritty, make it happen I know Beefy and Chris Ballew From POT USA, check my reel it's true I toured with Max I'm friends with James Bourne Brendan Brown from Wheatus is I homie NY born Cartel and I went on tour together Calvin Chin is Asian so he's clever I know Daniel Dart from Time Again Del the Funky Homosapien is my friend DJ Quest and Ridgely Dodge Kevin Dopp and Daniel DuBois Linus Dotson helped me make a Christmas EP The Great Luke Ski is a good friend to me Props to John Hall, peace to King Missile Mark Hoppus is my homie props to Throbbing Gristle I toured Japan with Houston Calls They've got game theory, that's how Jersey Boys ball Damondrick Jack and my boy Nick Jenkins Kristy Jett, BER, remain unshaken Mike Kennedy from VOD My home girl K.Flay, and Scott Leahy Jon Thatcher Longley, clean your abode The Lordz of Brooklyn are about to explode The Marginal Prophets and the Matches Representing Frisco telling you what fat is MC Frontalot and Optimus Rhyme Patent Pending gonna reach their prime Rob Piccinni rocks the mad CP's POS, Stefan, yeah he's down with me Jaret Reddick and BFS Walt Ribiero teaches music the best The Rondo Brothers, Brandon, Jim, Rico, Carmello, let Tristan back in He likes Spiderman, he sang on my song Mike Russo is the man and his p-tail now is gone Josh White is tight Wesley Willis was too "Weird Al" Yankovic, can't forget you I'm down with Matt Yazzie and I know Yung Joc I'm friends with Fred Zyda, but it's over, I gotta stop YTCracker I know him too That's implied from the cover of this CD Rico: Hey this is Rico, the Rondo Brothers's intern I'm loving this album, it's been mad fun And I'm from Tahoe MC Lars: Peace it's over, no more, Doc Pop, sing the chorus it's funny, here it goes, 1, 2, 3! Doc Pop: MC Lars knows a lot of people These are some of them in alphabetical order ------------------ 12. "Other People's Property" lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker, K.Flay, Beefy, and MC Router music by the Dust Collector (http://stopdroprecords.com/bands/dust/home.html) MC Lars: Who's down with OPP? Yeah you know me Remixed pastiche of other people's property Because what do you do when your culture's predicated On a cut and paste identity, straight up appropriated? Who's back who's tight who's on tonight Who's black who's white who's wrong who's right Yeah I speak for a generation of lost kids Who had stranger life than our parents ever did We never had a Woodstock, Iraq is our Vietnam So we colonized hip-hop, like Dutch dudes Suriname A mullet on a b-boy, the flavor is intrinsic If you've got the beat inside you, me feel me if you're with it From Rolling Stone love to MTV The thin line between Eminem and Ali G Guess who just aced this hip-hop pop quiz? MC Lars posting up laying claim to what's his Chorus: You down with OPP? Yeah you know me Remixed pastiche of other people's property Because what do you do when your culture's predicated On a cut and paste identity, straight up appropriated? K. Flay: Racial politics every time I spit Am I a colonist or am I legit? Tip-toe the fine line, it's ill-defined I'm Implicated in this mess all the time The high jack took place way back the Blues Act Taken by this white cat, he made mad cash Is it appropriation? Or appreciation? What kind of statement are we making? YTCracker: are they mad at me? assimilate the game like the borg hatin' on me cuz i banged a couple keys on my korg i twisted the paradigm took something and made it mine but the way that i make 'em move they don't seem to mind i'm a hip-hopper respect the roots i'm a show stopper and that's the truth i've been doing this rapping long enough to gain my tenure get respect at my shows making legal tender Repeat chorus: Beefy: Let me introduce myself, my name is Beefy kid I'm from the Northwest 509 number one Whitesican Been known to grab a mic and kill all challengers just with the flows And with these nerdy lyrics got kids heads all up all at my shows So because my lack of pigment makes my skin all light Mean I can't grab a microphone and rip apart your face tonight? That sounds ridiculous, you surly can't be serious Cause Beefy is so magical I should just be called Severus Judge me not by the way I appear Be in your ear, striking fear into all of those insincere Rap about pop culture, that's experimentation But there are those that wanna strike me down for my pigmentation, what? Don't you know that I've been hanging around Going to town on these fellas by simply making a sound But add my visual and audio becomes less important You've got a stupid argument, I'd like to see ya support it Not trying to put anyone down, not sayin' your not amazing But when you just reverse the roles you see the trouble we're facing People hatin', people saying I'm disgracing the form I'm trying to elevate the culture, roll it out and transform Repeat chorus: MC Router: ? ------------------ 13. "Kidney Stones for Easter" lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker music by DicepticoN (http://www.myspace.com/dicepticontraxx) MC Lars: I woke up Easter morning in excruciating pain I guess kidney stones they were coming through again a mom in a hospital giving child birth it's the guy version, listen, nothing feels worse It's true the Easter Bunny had a new gift It's ironic, chocolate eggs weren't on my list Laid up in Olympia wish I could forget How oxycodon tripped me out high on endocet But Bryce is fine Bryce is chill He can write rhymes taking little white pills I'm hopped up on Red Bull let's cut to the chase that's how I got kidney stones in the first place! YTCracker: i do oxycodone for recreation i don't need kidney stones to party for days and i like my drugs made by smarter doctors 'Cause i don't want to gamble my life like proctor pill popper even lil wayne thinks im crazy cuz i'll pop an oc and drive i'm swayze it's a doc holiday and i'm a daisy lars pass them pills you know they don't faze me poppin' anticholergenic action benadryl or tagemet making me spin dissolve the pill in a glass of cold water extract the opiates and nod off harder sitting back in my chair the world looks so great from way up here surfing up the internet on percocet it don't get much better than this best believe cobain and bradley knowles hendrix, joplin, belushi showed me how to do things right gotta stay vital no need to fall in a downward spiral there's a reason opiates through history were used by our predecessors oh so swiftly wrote these rhymes spun off watson and i don't know if i'm ever ever gonna stop son ------------------ 14. Paul Is Dead lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker music by the Rondo Brothers (http://www.rondobrothers.com/) Intro: The government is lying! Don't believe everything you hear! In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything Let's trace it back to the genesis Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories) It's MC Lars and the Rondo BrothersÉ tearing it up!! Verse 1: I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories Do you hear me? It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly Because JFK's death was the direct result Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat The Titantic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman's back In fact the facts explain everything you might deny Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly So they landed in New Mexico that's why reports imply The Manson Family and Timothy McVey Were evil demon robots built by the CIA That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot I read it on the InternetÉ the facts say a lot! chorus: aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly just another mystical conspiracy theory Verse 2: "Paul is dead," that's what the record said So I played it backwards every time I went to bed When I woke up Judas Priest were dancing naked on my dresser More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope The Yetti and the Unicorn couldn't really cope So they froze Walt Disney with the Free Masons' Union While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman While General Sherman helped the Germans Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted I determined these facts though they were once restricted I guess you're wondering how I figured out What all these conspiracies are really all about? On TV Ice T once denigrated cops Now he plays a cop on TVÉ when will it stop??